In which Travis makes friends with a girl by insulting her clothing.
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Nick Vaughn
Half Hoping That They Would Call After
In which Travis receives a postcard from Nick.
Did You Bring Enough For Everyone?
In which the party is winding down.
Getting Laid
In which the whole gang is getting very silly.
It’s Laid for a Great Many More Than Three
in which the gang schools a new friend on the cultural apparatus of Athens, GA, (among the coolest of the gang).
Screamewling Fuzzfart
In which Nick’s cat turns out to have a very serious problem very, very early in the God damned morning. And often.
You Think You Can Find Out the Answer to It?
In which Nick and Travis discuss the ideals of love.
Plenty of Room!
in which the gang discusses love and being rude.
Exactly So
in which the gang discusses the only word appropriate to all occasions.
The First Star That I Find
Travis makes the acquaintance of Melissa Keller.
Plans
Nick and Travis drive and discuss their future plans and living arrangments.
Cows Are Vegetarians
In which Travis complains about the smell of Nick’s farts.
Two Days Wrong!
In which Travis and Nick destroy the space-time continuum.
Yes, It Was Certainly English
In which Travis and Nick stave off boredom and heat with sheer stupidity.
The Cat Will Be Fine, Sort Of
In which Nick brings home a surprise.
Be Quick About it or You’ll Be Asleep Again Before It’s Done
In which Travis leaves in search of something deep and Nick says that he’s fat.
37 or 43
In which Travis is a transparent bologna sandwich left upon the infinite shores of wisdom; the tide slowly ebbing away his bread.
An Underwater Guy
In which Travis and Nick walk to Waffle House in the early, early morning.
No Room! No Room!
In which Travis and Nick are very, very afraid.
Then Have Some Wine
In which Travis, Ian and Nick go to the 40 Watt to see John’s band’s show.
You Should Say What You Mean
In which Ian, Nick and Travis discuss feeling dumb, food, insecurities, and the possibility of drinking for a living.
Everything That Begins With M
In which the origins of the Montego are told.
Prometheus Stealing Time
In which Travis and Ian discuss the finer points of flirting with women (among other things)
With Wings I Have Not Yet Made
In which Travis reads some of his lyrics.
The Commission
In which John explains to Travis that he must have a drink… or else.
I Don’ Wanna’ Be Your Downtime
In which Nick is glad to find the rest of the boys.
A Deep and Sincere Respect for Not Much
In which Travis and John try to cheer up a guilty-feeling Nick.
An Underwater Guy
In which Travis and Nick head out for a very early breakfast.
Be Quick About It Or You’ll Be Asleep Again Before It’s Done
In which Travis leaves the apartment to find some peace.
37 or 43
In which Travis and Nick get a very early breakfast and discuss bologna.
How Rude
In which Travis discovers that reality is for people who can’t handle drugs.
Stoopid Like Us
In which the boys discuss events in the past that were not all that intellectually stimulating.
Buncha Whores
In which John and Travis are offered a gig, sort of.
Steve’s Jungle Juice
In which Ian and Travis are told that Jungle Juice will get you drunk.
Southernocity
In which the gang attends a party at the Teke house and Ian and Travis discover Jungle Juice.